Insurance Card

I got your insurance card in the mail today. It beat your official birth certificate and social security card in the mail, so its the first official paperwork we have with your name on it. You are now in the System. I wrote that like I was excited, and then I realized, oh no! You're in the System now. This little card represents a lifetime of medical bills and red tape wrangling. I guess this is a bittersweet moment.